Detroit Derby Girls

by: n0c00lgamertag

Detroit Derby Girls

On February 2nd, members of the Great Lakes Base and the Great Lakes Garrison joined the Grand Prix Madonnas and the D-Funk All-Stars for the Detroit Derby Girls “Star Wars night” at the historic Masonic Temple in Detroit.  Upon arrival, our gracious host Sam I Slam -- who had requested and arranged our appearance -- greeted us.  We were given a large, spacious changing room and access to the wonderful Derby Girl potluck buffet before the bout that offered many tasty foods from chili to salad, fruit and drinks.

After everyone was in costume, we gathered on the track for some awesome photos with both teams -- followed by a group photo with the entire Derby Girls contingent and all of the 501st and Rebel Legion members in attendance.  We then mingled with the guests in line outside waiting to enter, who needless to say were more than amazed at our presence.  According to Sam I Slam, the advertised Star Wars Derby Girls night helped the match sell out almost a week before the bout.  There were 1,000 fans that showed up to see us, participate in a costume contest and knock back some Star Wars themed drinks!

Once the doors opened, the "official" photo ops began.  Everyone was extremely professional and on their best behavior.  Fans of all ages were giddy with excitement after seeing all of the Star Wars characters that had shown up to make this a great evening.  Chewie, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jedi, Stormtroopers, TIE-Fighter pilot and a Biker Scout found themselves mobbed by fans who were waiting to pose with some of their favorite characters.  They literally had to kick us off the track in order for the match to begin, giving us the first of many breaks.

Then came the big parade!  We all marched out and around the track as Star Wars music and clips were played on the big screen.  We high-fived, shook hands and posed for quick snapshots along the way.  After the opening parade it was time for the national anthem.  We all stood tall as the Star-Spangled Banner was played.  After that it was time for the match to begin.  Since I was the only one that wasn't in a mask, I was given the honor of blowing the whistle to start the match.  I was given brief instructions on the when and how, and then stepped to the starting line.  After counting down from five, I blew the whistle and fired up my Light Saber to start the bout.  The girls took off and the action was on!  They play hard and didn't let up for the whole first period.

At halftime, we came back onto the track and once again hung with all the fans.  The costume contest was judged by a couple of Stormtroopers, and plenty more photos were taken while a live band played.  They had to kick us off the track once again, so the second half could begin. At that point, we were basically done.  Most of the guys changed back into regular clothes and hung out to watch the rest of the bout which was as full of energy as the first half.

In addition to bringing some exposure to the Derby Girls, the Derby Girls Star Wars night also helped raise almost $500 in the 50-50 raffle that was donated to the Boys and Girls Club in the name of the 501st, the Rebel Legion and Derby Girls.  This event was one of the most fun I have ever participated in.  The energy was high, the fans were appreciative, and the Derby Girls were really glad to have us there; I would definitely do another one of these events without thinking twice about it.

Dave Sage "n0c00lgamertag"

Des Windu/TK-9241